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April 08 2018

ekelias
06:26

March 09 2018

ekelias
11:24

FACT

On your keyboard:

On another keyboard:

November 20 2017

10:34

mysticalcoffeequeen:

*Looks at menu closely for 10 minutes*

“yeah i’ll order the exact same thing i order every single time i come here”

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November 17 2017

ekelias
09:47


oh shit, it's the paulice!
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October 13 2017

09:33

archaeologysucks:

When I was a very small child, my mom used to bury coins in my sandbox, leave huge boot prints in the sand, and tell me pirates had come in the night and buried treasure. I would be out there happily for hours, with my little sieve, and my mom got a quiet morning to herself for the price of a handful of pennies.

I was always kind of skeptical about Santa, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy, because visiting every kid in the world did not seem reasonable. But the pirates only visited me, so they were probably real.

So that’s the story of how I ended up being an archaeologist. How about you?

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September 27 2017

05:26

catnippackets:

when you wake up from an unfinished dream and you’re really sleepy and then manage to lucid dream yourself back into actual sleeping and dreaming so you can finish it properly

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August 23 2017

07:41

thelastpilot:

crystalsoulslayer:

memelovingbot:

no notes but it keeps getting faster

Anxiety

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August 18 2017

14:52

earthdad:

when someone really cute calls you cute first

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July 18 2017

ekelias
09:33
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June 09 2017

ekelias
10:31

June 08 2017

12:28

When I describe our network infrastructure


/* by MrJ */

June 06 2017

04:42

wedomorrison:

My boss called me on discord and he’s asking me Serious Work Questions but I’m nearly choking to death and he keeps asking me what’s wrong but I

how am I supposed to be professional when his icon is THIS

May 18 2017

05:43

A Very Serious Review Of Waterholes, by G. G. Dog, esq, Resident Forest Puddle/Really Big Stick Quality Control Officer

tcfkag:

primarybufferpanel:

Peoplefriends with cars are THE BEST. Forest walks are THE BEST. Puddles are THE BEST. Giant sticks are THE BESTEST

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Waterhole 1.

Right at the start of the walk, so BEST because convenient. Could dive in straight away before I got hot. Not very deep though and no good sticks.
3 stars.

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Peoplefriends called me away before I could grab the nice straight stick an old man was walking around with. Found a better stick not far from there though. BEST STICK.

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Waterhole 2:

Middle of the walk, and this one is always full so I zoom ahead long before the peoplefriends get there so I have extra swimming time.
It wasn’t as full as last time but still, nice and big, BEST mudding properties, a good cool place to stop and play with BEST STICK. 4 stars.

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Waterhole 3
THE BEST PUDDLE - 5 stars

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HUGE and there was an EVEN BETTER BEST STICK

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The REALLY EXCELLENT BEST STICK

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In conclusion: BEST DAY EVER

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Laughing so hard in public my eyes are tearing up.

DOGGY!

May 15 2017

12:03

owlmylove:

thelepidopteragirl:

necrobiologist:

By the way, a cautionary tale

If you find a bunch of bones that are A: untouched and B: supernaturally clean, there is definitely a reason for both of those things. Sometimes that reason is ants. Sometimes those ants are fire ants. Sometimes those fire ants have made a nest over the entire three meter area around those bones

Sounds like someone had an adventure with fire ants

an antventure

May 10 2017

06:51

Snakes

readingchampion:

fandomsandfeminism:

fandomsandfeminism:

msjenx:

milliethemagpie:

fandomsandfeminism:

msjenx:

How long is a snake’s neck?

For a serious answer: very short. The first few vertebrae behind the head generally do not have ribs on them, and would count as a neck.

And here I thought snakes were basically all neck.

I thought they were all tail.

Their tails are actually pretty small too. At the bottom of their ribs they have their cloaca. Anything below that is the tail. They are mostly torso.

A helpful diagram. 

My entire world-view has been a lie!

April 07 2017

09:42

mr-mononucleosis:

lunalovegouda:

The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-

It goes from everything from 

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and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…

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And then one time when the show got canceled…

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and then when it came back..

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you’re missing my favorite one though

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09:41

spinejackel:

I recently found my “gold” hammer after misplacing it. It’s my favorite tool ever because it looks like a regular hammer trying to be fancy,

but then you twist both halves and unscrew it to find a flat-head screwdriver in the middle.

BUT, if you twist the very end and unscrew that

you find a phillips screwdriver.

BUT DON’T THINK THAT’S ALL THERE IS! THERE’S MORE!! unscrew the very end again to find a smaller flat-head screwdriver!

BUT THAT’S STILL NOT THE END!!

unscrew the end of this screwdriver to find a final, teeny tiny, flat-head screwdriver

look at how cute it is!

it’s like a matryoshka doll of tools.

March 27 2017

19:47

thisisradioactive:

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

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Reposted fromZombiebride Zombiebride viaInte Inte

March 20 2017

12:49

Humans are adorable.

queerlikeafox:

teaboot:

Supporting evidence:

1. Humans say ‘ow’, even if they haven’t actually been hurt. It’s just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren’t sure yet.

2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring

3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can’t even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash!

4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding.

5. Some humans spend time in each other’s nests! Just for fun! It’s not their nest; they’re just visiting each other.

6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!

7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don’t seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young!

8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures!

9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves!

10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated

11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc

12. They’re learning to travel in space!!! They can’t get very far, but they’re trying!!! So far, they’ve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks

This is pretty great

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February 21 2017

17:30

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